Philosophy: 1/9/10

We got into an argument on whether Dylan could convert paper into water after receiving red and blue 3D glasses on the MRT. If you weren't there, don't bother trying to understand the last sentence. But I postulated you'd need Godlike powers for that, so we came up with a level chart.

Level 1: Paper into water

Converts paper items into their weight in water

Level 2: Red/blue cellophane from flimsy 3D glasses into water

Converts Red/blue cellophane from flimsy 3D glasses into its weight in water

Level 3: Water into Wine

Converts water into its volume in wine.

Level 4: Paper to Wine

Saves time and mana on casting two god powers.

Level 5: Delayed respawn

Wait 3 days to respawn if killed.

Level 6: Instant respawn

No time delay in respawning.

Level 7: Create Everything

6 day casting time. 1 day cooldown period.

Level 8: Free slurpee

Get the 7-eleven clerk to misstamp your card in order to get 2 free slurpees.